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LINES FROM RESUMES WE HOPE AREN'T TRUE

* My ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.

* Hope to hear from you shorty.

* Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

* My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job."

* Previous experience: Self-employed (a fiasco).

* I am a rabid typist.

* My experience in horticulture is well-rooted.

* Education: College, August 1880 to May 1984.

* Special skills: Speak English.

* I am sicking an entry-level position.

* I saw your ad on the information highway and came to a screeching halt.

* Served as assistant sore manager.

* Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.

* Education: B.A., Loberal Arts.

* Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis.

* Experienced with office machines and make great lattes.

* Graduated in top 66 percent of my class.

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